fury of the aunties

HAHA. i did not have any homework today. Thus, i have the time to blog.
(did you realise that that sentence has NO grammatical errors?)

I think ALL Singaporeans (including me) should brush up on their English. okay maybe not brush up. POLISH. MAKE SHINY. UNTIL IT GLEAMSSSSSSSSSSS. Singaporeans have an absolutely rubbish-ly, annoying-ly, lousy command of english. (including me)

I see aunties at the Coffee shop speaking in broken english.
Aunty: "Ah boy ah, you want to drink what ah."

sigh. another coffee shop senario.
Boy: Uncle ah. two kosong prata ok. mine dont want onion ah.

HELLO BOY. WHO THE HELL ASK YOU WHETHER YOU WANT ONION. AND CANT YOU SAY two PLAIN prata PLEASE?

anyway anyway. i dont really care about other people. i just want money. i dont get it.

some are born rich, some are poor. some are born rich, but become poor. some are born poor but become rich. whereas people like me, are born with an average household income.
some are tall, some are short. some are fat, some are thin. some are ugly, some are beautiful. and so on. blah blah.

i need money. i shall go grow money trees now. byebyebye.