hamburgsworth.

i heve, in mai pockeet, a coupee of hambugsworth.
(i have, in my pocket, a couple of hamburgers)

school yes school. thats what all of us hate. well, maybe not dean. hahaha. for those who dont know dean, either you go find out, or dont bother. i highly recommend, you dont bother.

i've started to watch naruto again! yay. naruto rocks. if you dont know whats that, its an japanese anime, with a super good storyline and other stuff. its really good. click here for more info.

so, my blog entries are longggggg huh. oh well. i shall cut it shorter then. hahah, i have a lot of thoughts and feelings about the world :)

hmm, these few days nothing much, just got into some trouble with Mr Chan the band teacher. i shall not discrimate him, cause later the school find my blog all, then i get into deeper sh*t.

majulah singapura means onward singapore. i think. hahahha, i hate NE. i HATE National Education. its all propaganda. oh no, will i get into trouble for saying that?
cant we have our say in anything? man.

"this is a free country!" hahahah. well, i guess singapore is NOT a free country. everything costs more than what you have. lol.

i repeat: EVERYTHING COSTS MORE THAN WHAT YOU HAVE.

if you can read this your eye sight is better than mine. actually, no. i can see it too. im just bored. :)

miss behavin'

i've finally completed my work. actually no, i havent. i cant find my stupid POA notes. one moment you have it, one moment you lose it. when i want to do my work, i cant find my notes. when i dont want to do my work, its just sitting there staring at me. stupid shit. now i have to find an excuse for tomorrow. i think i'll just say i forgot to bring and borrow someone's notes and go photostat then do it myself and pass it up on tuesday. i hope that works.

i also hope there's a new time table for us to follow. i like new timetables. its quite exciting. you dont know what lesson is gonna be next. hahaha.

i've done my english work, which comprises of one composition, one situational writing, one comprehension passage which includes the summary.
well, lets talk abit about my boring work. for my composition, we were supposed to write something about kindness. i wrote something like this: after school went to eat with friend. left wallet with friend. didnt realise until i reached the mrt. called friend. he already reach home. but he is willing to come back all the way to return me my wallet. its a stupid lame story but whatever, at least i do my work right. hahaha.

situational writing. anyhow do. its about this stupid man who saw me and a guy arguing outside school during lesson time. and we exchanged papers and money and we ran off when the guy approached us. so, we have to craft a story about this stupid incident and try to make it look like its not my fault. something like that. its retarded.

comprehension. anyhow. about the tsunami. anyhow hantam lah. just passup work can already right. summary also anyhow. didnt even draft or underline the points. just read and copy selected sentences.

i think school is retarded. homework all. school would be a place i look forward to go if they dont give homework, exams and tests. and projects. blah blah. but still, cant wait for after Os. cant imagine the feeling when i the release us from the last paper. but for now, its hell.

im comtemplating whether i should go downstairs and find the stupid aunty to cut my hair for ten bucks. its a high price to pay, i think for just cutting strands of molecules growing on your head. go army better lah, cut botak free somemore. so cooling. shiok. hahaha.
okay, i've decided not to cut my hair. lazy to go down. i shall cut it tomorrow when i come back from school. i hope they wont think my hair is long. boys school so strict. imagine if im in a girl's school. just tie up, dont even have to cut. i dont even know why some girls bother to even cut their hair. just tie. grow long then tie lah. waste money and time, going to the stupid hairstylist. somemore those stupid REDS or JEANYIP so bloody expensive.

the worse barbers are INDIAN barbers. they have no skill at all, and they dont listen to what you say. haha. you tell them you want to cut like this and that, they say:

"wokay wokay. ie runderstand. wont nee to dell me. i cut many pewple hair befoll."
("okay okay. i understand. dont need to tell me. i cut many people hair before")

but in the end, you get something which is totally different. oh well.

Indians have the funniest accent. i think. oh shit. is this racism? i hope not. i hope i dont get caught. im just saying they have a funny accent. but i still love indians. indians are my friends.
okay anyway, im just stating what i feel, so PLEASE DONT, report me.

oh no, i just realised that i wont be able to watch all the upcoming worldcup matches anymore! stupid school. knn. somemore now more exciting, all the strong teams playing against each other. like germany and argentina. i think i gonna use my father' video cam to record. i have to find a way. HAVE TO.

yea. school this school that. a few months more. then i'll be the happiest man on Earth. i wonder if im the only student feeling this way. hmm..

between fun and work

im going to start doing my homework soon. i hope. but then again i have a slight problem. i dont have accounting paper. so how the hell am i going to do my POA? i think i shall do it on plain paper and then pass it up. dont tell me mr tuang is gonna kill me just because i never do it on accounting paper.

i shall blog after i've done my work. since i've got nothing to do anyway. bye.

make damn sure i get those.

im awfully bored now, so i've decided to make a list of what i want.

not in any order of importance:
1. motorola razr v3x
2. new shoes
3. new amplifier
4. new effect pedals
5. new bag
6. better grades

actually i cant think of anymore, im not THAT materialistic right. hahah.

youtube.com is seriously, entertaining lah. i rate the youtube site, ten stars! but who cares about my ratings anyway. haha.

I'll smash your face, internet explorer.

i cant take it anymore. stupid internet explorer and mozilla firefox. cant everyone just use firefox. its so much easier and better.

i changed my template around five times already. stupid html, stupid internet explorer. whenever i use firefox to view it looks so right and everything's in place but when i use IE it all looks screwed. so i have decided to just use blogger's template. but the problem is not yet solved. its still so screwed. IE users, isnt my font huge and ugly. hahaha. it looks alright with firefox.
so i must say, i urge IE users, PLEASE use firefox. GETFIREFOX.COM

oh well, if you dont wanna use firefox then too bad for you.

anyway i came across this blog just now and i must say, its pretty darn interesting. its super singlish and the whole blog is filled with profanities, but its super funny and entertaining. its rockson.blogspot.com, so go visit it.

im beginning to see that this world is a fascinating place. hahaha. just look at the world cup. how many people are into it? millions and billions. and what is it about? 22 people trying to chase a ball around and kick it into a net without using his hands. hmm. i just dont get it but its kinda cool dont you think.

i've visited yahoo! about a million times today, and what immediately attracted me was the featured section about UFOs. we wonder if they really exist. but what if they really exist? wont it be so cool, we can have alien friends in school! or maybe in the near distant future, our kids maybe going on an expedition in mars or something to learn about the alien race culture. cool huh. no more plain old boring people, fighting in wars, complaining about everything and so on. this time it'll be alien language, special powers, mutation, blah blah.

maybe its me, i've been watching too much futurama recently. holidays, nothing to do. nobody wants to go out, or rather, there's no where to go. Singapore sucks. for those who dont know what futurama is, click here.
i think you can watch it on youtube or something, but i bought the whole four seasons of futurama when i was in Australia. Australia rocks.

Talking about Australia, i think its the best place Singaporeans can go. Singaporeans seem to be all migrating there, and going there most of the time for holidays. i dont know about you, but i think its quite cool. the people are "WHITE" or - angmoh, and its cool to be angmoh. right. i want to be an angmoh. okay whatever. also, natural disasters dont happen a lot there. they do happen, but not that much. well if i would migrate, i think perth would be better, cause its nearer to Singapore and everything there is totally different. i hate Sydney. so many asians. stupid chinese people. all go there dont know do what also. pieces of shit.

I hate chinese people who cant speak proper English, like myself. i dont know why but i cant control it when i say Lah, or Ah, or Sia and blah blah blah, or i frequently have grammar mistakes in my sentences. Also in Australia there are no trendfollwers, unlike singapore. they just do what ever they want to do, listen to whatever they want to and the list goes on. they lead their own lives. Singapore sucks. How many times can i say Singapore sucks in one blog entry? aiyoh. that shows how much singapore really sucks lah. but its still, wo de JIA. hahahaha. fuck chinese.

just now, i was browsing through Blogskins and i've realised that 99% of the blog skins there are either: gay, ah lian-ish, gay, ah lian-ish, act cute-ish.
hahah. really. all of them TALkzs LikEs ThatSz De.
ahhhhh i really really hate that kind of typing. it irritates me and i just wanna smash their face into little bite size pieces so i can furthur mash them in my mouth and spit them out and step on their stupid skin.

i havent started studying. havent touched my homework at all. now how. im screwed and its the O level year, the year when your life supposedly takes a turn. oh well. no use whining about it now. i shall start.. TOMORROW! haha. chiong all the way. im really excited about poly life, i wonder if its much better. my tuition teacher says it'll be like heaven compared to sec 4. so yup. looking forward to it. JC sucks. its just like secondary school except its more matured.

stupid sec 1s can still play catching in school. i think catching's fun, but when you have to grow up. you have to grow up. hahahaha. i like hide and seek too, i shall relive my childhood memories soon. go play hide and seek. come my friends, lets meet up and play hideandseek in the void deck! hmm, i feel like playing soccer. everyday i hear the kids at my void deck playing soccer. i remember when i was in Primary Six. everyday after school come back play soccer. i think that was the best time of my life. till, maybe next year? i hope.
anyway primary six was crazy. skip school all. hahahah. now also lah, but last time more hardcore. recess time skip school, go playground. hahahah. cool right. actually, sec 3 was also fun. spas videos. hahaha, the time when i bong and saf went crazy.

i dont think i should continue anymore, its rather long and people will get bored. anyway there's this fly irritating me right now, so i shall go sin. KILL THE FLIES. RAHHHHHHHH!

ugh.

im sick again. dammit.

float in the headlights

hello all. i have a huge craving for baked rice now. I NEED TO EAT.

had fun yesterday at kenneth's "party". actually it shouldnt be labelled as a party. it was fun, mixing the different weird stuff together and tasting it. hahaha.

i dont know what to blog about. im super bored. and i need to eat.

a change of plans

hello everyone. i've got shocking news to tell you. PATRICK IS GAY! i have evidence right here.





our beloved patrick. and we all thought he loved his rock more.

more shocking news.



WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?

looks like the world is kinda screwed up.


Hmm. what is this?


















err. OKAY. thats sad. but all the hairstyles look like shit. (i got it from my friend's blog)

People are getting weird-er and weird-er by the day. how sad.

full collapse.

haha, i feel like blogging again. there's musik in my blog now! hurray.

just watched Japan vs Croatia. what a waste. super close match lah. but Japan super unlucky. they gonna play against brazil next. obvious who's going to be the winner. croatia vs australia, sure croatia win. so in the end Japan Vs Croatia is actually croatia win. Okay im typing in absolutely rubbish english but yea. who cares.

i wanna absolut now. read today's life section? they interview the manager of absolut. she says she drinks to get that exotic taste and not drink to get drunk. i hate those people who drink to get drunk. whats so cool about that? having a few glasses would be better. i love it cause no other drinks can taste so different. dont you agree?

unfortunately my father only drinks wine and not alchohol. aiyah, but im only sixteen, there are other opportunities in the future to drink. whats so cool about underage drinking? and underage smoking. and whatever else? its stupid.

i've got school tomorrow from 8 to 10. i hope after that can hang out. cause holidays gonna be over and after this holidays its gonna be hell for me. Lysol is good for your room.

there's no time for this

yay, a new blog again. hahahah. i predict that i wont be blogging still in 2 months time. plus school all. anyway, this holidays have been so retarded. kinda cool in a way. first two weeks, school everyday. band everyday. what crap. then i just came back from band camp.

band camp was such an experience, though it was super tiring. everyday sleep at 2 plus wake up at 6.30. somemore the floor super cold and hard, which makes you want to shift positions every five minutes, which makes it uncomfortable, which makes it irriating, which makes you frustrated, which makes you even more tired. see how a mattress can help?

anyway, the last day was woah. its the band's tradition every band camp to sabo the juniors on the last day of the camp. so this camp was not an exception. but it will probably the last sabo in band camp history. because people like paolo, wanna be an angel and dont wanna be "immature". i think. okay so we had to make it super big, coz its like the last sabotage ever.

after we were dismissed to sleep at around 12am, the sec 4s returned to their room and watched last year's band concert video. hahaha. i shall not talk more about that coz thats no the point here. okay so, after the video ended, we came up with a plan. 3 waves of sabotaging. so cool right.

so the sec fours and some ex seniors plus sec fives went into the first floor toilet to hide. waited for around half an hour in the stupid shitty smelly toilet. you can ask safith about the smell. hahahah he loves it. okay anyway we filled the plastic bags with spoilt milo, colgate and mud and a mixture of other assorted blah blahs. anything just chuck inside.

the plan was like this: avery, the recruitment officer had to fall them in all of a sudden in the middle of the night. around three. to like, talk to them, and punish some sec 1s. so he brought them to the first floor. once we were all positioned, we were to sneak from behind and throw the water bombs, correction, milo-colgate-mud-blahblah bombs. so we threw and ran to hide. then avery would act innocent, and send them to bathe. the were supposed to go up by a certain staircase. the sec threes were asked to help, and they were stationed at that particular staircase. so when the stupid sec 1s ran up the stair case, they were attacked bymore water bombs. hahaha. they later they go bathe. when they were bathing, the seniors went to the study area and planned for the third attack. we filled up this time, the bags, with water. after they bathed and turn off the lights to sleep, thinking that nothing would happen anymore, the seniors took their postitions and fired the water bombs into the classrooms, making almost everyone wet. super fun. there, three waves. how cool.

thats about all, of my holidays. nothing much. i think my favourite holiday movie this month was, x men. yup. the worse one was the omen. damn dumb. not scary at all. gonna catch silent hill soon. so i hope that would be better. oh yea, shes the man also super funny.

after the army im going to work super hard, and save up till i can get a car. i bet my parents wont help me buy one so im going to buy one myself. unfortunately, im not as rich as bryantan whose parents can afford a huge bungalow and his brother who just got out of NS already has his own car. aiyo. nevermind, i love my family. hahhahah how cheesy.

im off to bed, got slight fever. happy holidays everyone.

where's my chicken rice?