Audio Rojak '06

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happy birthday to myself

im finally sixteen. no big deal right. i dont feel like blogging actually but since i've got nothing to do i shall blog.

went to Changi Airport yesterday to "celebrate" my birthday. we ate at swenson's. im poor now. super poor. thanks for the red underwear and the present from pam- lovely picture. woohoo.

Bong, Safith, Avery, Kenneth Chia, Cheryl Lau, Cheryl Tan, Adrian, Zach, Leslie, Alethea, Lynn, Bryan, Harrison, Ronald, Luke Ham, Chloe, Leon, Pamela, Daniel

Thanks for coming. Sorry for wasting your precious time. I know the Airport's far. THANK YOU.

anyway, After dinner everyone was quite lost and after quite a while of doing nothing some went home. Bryan, Kenneth, Leslie and I went over to Mr zach's house to dont-know-do-what. We ended up watching the longest yard on HBO. really nice show. well after that me bong bryan and leslie went for makan at some petrol station. i forgot the name. either caltex or spc. it doesnt matter. ok then leslie bought some paos (kenneth's fav, lol) back. then bong,1 bryan and kenneth drank some i dont know what. 10 minutes later, kenneth was hot man. super red. zach taught me how to play mahjong. thank you!
ah, damn fun la. kenneth after a few rounds went to "lie down on the couch" cause he was feelin hot. but obviously he ended up sleeping. bryan also ended up sleeping cause he's always sleeping and not staying up even though he says he wants to "stay up". lol. what a sentence. ok so we called bong to the table and he was all blur and retarded. suddenly the sun came up and me leslie and bong decided to go have some fun with the two sleeping little cute boys. bong squeezed gel all over kenneth's and bryan's hair and he poured powder, unfortunately waking up both of them, with kenneth whiter than ever -from super red to super white- what a patriotic boy. then he was complaining that his eyes were burning, most probably because of bong's stupidity. ( he threw powder all over kenneth's eyes). hahah. then bong drank some protein shake that zach made and he became quite awake and retarded. he decided to use pegs for the clothing to clip his nipples and all over his body. fckin funny. anyway after that i went to bathe and blah blah and went home and slept. and blah blah i suddenly opened my eyes and looked at the time - 5.30pm. so i went back to sleep :) and i just woke up at about nine and ate dinner.

What a weird post. anyway. thanks again people.

woah Betty Poop.

hahah MTV Made is funny.
hmm, wildboyz rocks. they're so crazy. ahaha. once, they let a crocodile bite some guy's ass. another time, they let this guy shoot an arrow on the guy's ass. although they're very brave, they're always walking around half naked with their butt out of their pants in the jungles which i think is quite gay. (and retarded)

anyway, one more paper to go. this is so exciting.

peemp it up

hahah i changed the banner again. im too free.

new banner

hahah yay my three favourite things in one. changed the background colour cause i was bored. hahah.

time for some gay ass action.

This is in response to harrison's gay ass post in his blog. i swear, you guys, i have to tell you all that he's seriously gay. (jojo, 4/5? PLEASE. She's 999/5.)
I shall be gay like him and rate people but guys instead.
(harrison's gay-er than me by the way)

Patrick star.
Rating: 3.5/5

Nick Lachey
Rating: 4/5
Comments: He's too little too late. Jessica wont fuck him again. But he's sexy too.

Ryan Cabrera
Rating: 4.9/5
Comments: He's a sexy bitch.

Harrison Lim
Rating: 0.01/5
Comments: He's GAY.

Minuman (meenuman) Barli Lemon

Hello world. its been a long time since i last blogged. i mean typed in my blog.

O levels has already started. Lit was... ok. Well, bad for O levels i guess. But good enough for school exams. So i think will only get around, C5 - B4 for my paper 1. Have to work really hard for paper 2 then.

Anyway im sure no one cares how im doing for my Os so yea. I shall type something which seems more exciting and fun.

Plans for after Os.
1. Malaysia with Kenneff, Bryan, Harrison.
2. Jam.
3. Gigs.
4. Work.
5. Lose fats.

yay. arent you excited for me? lol.

If i was in Australia now.. i would be driving in a month's time. And all my other friends would already be driving.
Ok, back to Singapore. When all my friends get their driving licenses, i cant drive yet! When they are nineteen then i'll get my license. Cause my gay birthday is later in the year. much later. November. How gay is that. I wish my parents had sex earlier. Maybe im just an accident. hahahah. But my parents still rock. anyway..

This is unfair. Im only fifteen and im taking Os! All the others must already be around 16 years old and a few months. So maybe that few months they become smarter. Then they can do better than me. On the other hand, im fortunate in a way cause i get to do it quickly and finish it. Cause its gay.

If.. i was born in California or something.. now i would be having loads of fun and i would look 10000000000 times better. Then can go surf in the beautiful weather, bitch about Katrina, and hang out with the sexy ladies. hahahahaha.

Ok, i shouldnt be dreaming, should get back to my studying. Math paper and Social Studies tomorrow (like anyone cares). I think Social Studies is the gayest subject. Its superrrrrrrr gay. Study so much and only one stupid topic comes out. Gayshit. waste my time learning about the Growth of Singapore and How Singapore decided to Merge with Malaysia and Then separate. too free.

i hope i dont get caught bitching about the government. Like i said, if i was in the US i would bitch about Katrina and not the Government because the government there rocks! i love BUSH. He looks like a bulldog.

byebye.

weee.

O LEVELS! ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.