complete guide to 'O' level Life - by Joeypeng

Hello people out there. today i am going to give you an introduction on my new book, its called the "complete guide to 'O' level life".

At this age, in other countries, most sixteen year olds are having the time of their lives. Having fun, doing many things we should actually do, because its all part of growing up. But here in Singapore, we have such a great Government. At sixteen, we are supposed to take this once in a life time examination. Maybe some people might be taking the paper at seventeen or even eighteen, but the thing is that at these ages we are supposed to be having the time of our fucking lives.

Anyway, im quite happy that im halfway to the end of the year already. Woo Hoo. I feel sad for those who havent taken the exam. You're really going to have some quality time with your books. Unless you dont want to excel in your studies lah. Then good luck. I hope some coffeeshop employs you.

Okay, back to my book. Anyway, my fabulous book will talk about how student study, how they feel everday, what they do everyday. Everything about the life of an 'O' level candidate can be read about in my tiny little book. So get it soon when its in stores.

Hmm. Studying is such a pain in the brain. (get it? pain in the ass? ha, ha i have such a lame sense of humour ha. ha, ha,) I havent really started to study INTENSIVELY. i really hope i can change my fuckin mindset and just start studying like a fucking nerd. but i dont know why i just cant. ARGH. this is hard. very hard. i hope we can just implant a stupid microchip in our brain. Or change our brains to some fuckin motherboard. Our brain is just some squishy pink thing. dammit.

i cant wait for this year to be over. i cant wait. i cant wait. ARGHHHHH.